Your lighthearted guide to choosing the right branding method for your merch.
No jargon. No fuss. Just good branding advice with a side of personality.
A precision laser beam etches your logo into glass, leather, wood or coated surfaces like you're carving it into the annals of greatness.
Why you'd use it: Timeless, sharp, and incredibly durable. You could probably pass this down to your grandkids.
Why you might not: No colour. So if your brand lives for bold and bright, this isn’t the one.
Similar to CO₂ laser, this technique uses a focused beam to etch into metal or wood with pixel-perfect precision.
Why you'd use it: Premium, permanent branding. Ideal for pens, flasks and tech gadgets.
Why you might not: No colour here either. If your logo relies on fuchsia or a rainbow gradient, this will be a letdown.
Your logo takes a dive into the product surface, creating a sunken impression that’s all kinds of classy.
Why you'd use it: Elegant, tactile and perfect for notebooks, folders and anything leathery.
Why you might not: Not great for complex logos or fine lines. Could end up looking like your logo went through a bad breakup.
A thin metallic foil is heat-pressed into the surface of your product, leaving behind a shiny, recessed logo.
Why you'd use it: Looks high-end and glossy. Ideal for premium items like PU notebooks or packaging.
Why you might not: Not suitable for small fonts or fine detail. It’s all about bold and shiny.
Your brand, printed directly on shirts, caps and hoodies like it’s ready for a fashion show or at least the office year-end function.
Why you'd use it: Full colour printing with high-res detail. Great for small quantities and personalisation.
Why you might not: Avoid fine lines and transparent effects. A white underbase is used to help colours pop but it can mess with delicate designs.
The same bright, bold print effect, now on your favourite tote or backpack.
Why you'd use it: Ideal for full-colour logos and vibrant designs with a decent print area.
Why you might not: Doesn’t play nicely with rough textures like denim or jute. Think smoother surfaces.
High-resolution colour prints wrapped around mugs, bottles and tumblers like your brand is giving a warm hug.
Why you'd use it: Photo-quality branding in full colour. Great for detailed designs.
Why you might not: Not as durable as engraving. May fade or scratch with heavy use or dishwashing.
Full-colour branding applied directly onto the product surface. It’s like a tattoo, but for your brand.
Why you'd use it: Clean, crisp and colourful. Offers a larger print area and more colours than pad printing.
Why you might not: Only works on flat or gently curved surfaces. Only suitable for white products.
A resin-coated sticker that creates a raised, glossy bubble of branding goodness.
Why you'd use it: Adds a slick 3D look. Perfect for tech items, keyrings and giveaways.
Why you might not: Not ideal if you want something sleek and flat. It also doesn't have the longest lifespan.
Like a tailored suit for your product. Turns ordinary unboxing into an experience.
Why you'd use it: Adds major wow factor. Great for launches, gifting or premium positioning.
Why you might not: Not necessary for everyday items or bulk giveaways. Save it for the special stuff.
Thread-based branding that adds texture and class. Like your logo got invited to a black-tie event.
Why you'd use it: Looks premium and lasts ages, sometimes outliving the garment. Ideal for golf shirts, jackets and caps.
Why you might not: Tiny text or intricate detail may not survive the stitching process. Could end up looking like alphabet soup.
Transfers ink from a silicone pad to your product like a little branding stamp of joy.
Why you'd use it: Works well on curved or uneven surfaces. Great for pens, power banks and stress balls.
Why you might not: Smaller print area and limited colours. Best for simple logos.
The old-school classic. Ink is pushed through a mesh screen onto your product in layers.
Why you'd use it: Bold and durable, perfect for larger quantities of bags, shirts and flat items.
Why you might not: Not great for detailed or photographic images. Setup takes time, so not ideal for small runs.
A soft, rubbery transfer that’s heat-pressed onto your garment for a 3D logo effect.
Why you'd use it: High-end look and feel. Works beautifully on performance wear and stretch fabrics.
Why you might not: More expensive and not compatible with every fabric. Keep it for premium gear.
Uses heat to infuse dye into the surface of the item. The result is bold, full-colour and permanent.
Why you'd use it: Great for mugs, mousepads and polyester shirts. Colours stay vibrant and won’t crack or peel.
Why you might not: Only works on white or very light polyester. Sorry, this one doesn’t do dark and moody.
Peel and stick branding. Custom-shaped stickers that go just about anywhere.
Why you'd use it: Super versatile and cost-effective. Great for packaging, laptops, bottles and more.
Why you might not: Not ideal for high-wear surfaces or long-term branding. Think short-term fun, not forever.